Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died, I had a bagel.

by Jason Surguine on July 1, 2009

There, I said it. Michael Jackson hasn’t done anything interesting in the past 20 years (aside from a satirical appearance on South Park, which wasn’t him anyway). While most artists would blow all their money on cocaine and hookers, he blew it all on building a castle for himself, seducing children, and plastic surgery; at least he was different.

I’m sure Farrah Fawcett did some interesting stuff during her time. I’m just too young to remember anything about her. The only thing I can recognize is her alliterative name, sorry.

I’ll probably feel the same way in 10 years when Axl Rose and Cindy Crawford die at the same time, for the same reasons.

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kresh July 1, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Oh how much you have missed with your youth :)

I vividly remember Farrah Fawcett Majors when she first became popular. She was an astounding beauty. I can’t tell if it was because she had no competition at the time or if she was truly the most beautiful woman I had ever seen at my experienced age of 10.

It was nearly heaven. Lee Majors and his beautiful wife appearing in “The Six Million Dollar Man”. She was definitely the beginning of the big haired blond knock-outs appearing on tv.

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Jason Surguine July 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm

I guess I missed out. :)

I think every generation has its hot model/actress/celebrity to be sad about.

I missed out on Marilyn Monroe too. ;)

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